The Twelve New Elementary Particles of
Nature
by Sir Henry de Tunahuna
A new grouping, and appropriate
names, of the 12 elementary particles in nature has now been established by
Astro-physicists. The new grouping has
four main categories:
Photons: particles of
"light" (highly visible)
Electrons: particles of
"electricity" (made evident by their 'broadcasts' or 'noise')
Magnetons: particles of
"magnetism" ('sensed' rather
than seen or heard)
Gravitons: particles of "gravity" (evidenced by the material
world)
Each of these, in turn, has 3 types
(the subgroups). So there are 3 types of
Photons, 3 types of Magnetons, etc., for
a total of twelve actual fundamental particles, as described below.
Photons
Aron: the most visible particle of the Photon family. Likes to
have other particles follow its path, which it lights up brightly. Can be
annihilated (along with its followers) if it runs into wall of Gravitons.
Leon: the largest of the
Photons. Views all other particles as peons.
Prefers not to move, but to light itself up, so as to be more visible to
other particles. Sometimes, a humongous
number of Leons gather together, tired of being ignored, and create a
"star" like the Sun, which, if
also ignored, annihilates itself as a supernova.
Sagon: an endlessly wandering Photon, whose direction is easily
changed by encounters with other particles.
Has a good sense of what is to the left and the right (always looking
for new possibilities), but not what is in front or behind, so tends to get
damaged by running into other particles, or annihilated by being run over from
behind.
Electrons
Gemon: a very fast Electron particle, shaped like a toothpick,
unique in that it goes both forward and backward at the same time, often
shifting directions. Annoys others
particles by its constant noise. Can be
essentially annihilated by a Pison, which simply surrounds it like a soft
pillow, trapping the noise.
Libron: the "dancing" Electron, always in motion, from one side to another. Does not change direction unless there is
enough information (from other particles, except Magnetons, which it finds
annoying) about the alternate path. Can self-annihilate through exhaustion.
Aquark: the largest and loudest Electron particle (think
"bark"), generally unaffected by other particles, rarely changing
direction. Is annihilated when it eventually runs into a Scorpon, which simply
absorbs it, emitting a small "burpon", a subparticle of the Graviton
family.
Magnetons
Cancon: a restless Magneton
particle, always trying to be perfectly round,
whose path is the ever-changing curvature of space. Would like to stop and rest, but is unable
to, since no place seems to be quite right.
Eventually finds its way into human mouths, where it causes Canker sores
as a result of self-annihilation.
Scorpon: the strongest and most intense member of the Magneton
family. Does not move at all, but sits in, and takes the shape of, a
space-time "bowl". Sends out
strong magnetic waves, hoping to attract, primarily, Gravitons, and to repel,
primarily, Electrons. Is annihilated if
the bowl cracks, as can be caused by a
bombardment of Gemons.
Pison: a very nebulous Magneton, of a shape and direction that is
determined by other nearby particles. The Pison is the only particle that will
assist ANY other particle in its path,
which leads to particle-wars (and annihilations) because they all want
the Pison to be their own companion. As
far as has been determined, a Pison cannot be annihilated, perhaps because it is only an illusion.
Gravitons
Tauron: a Graviton particle
of ever-increasing mass and protuberances, gained by gathering other particles
that come close. Is very particle-family oriented, especially when it feels
other particles are "beautiful". Is annihilated if it tries to grab hold of a
Leon, which explodes.
Virgon: the fastest of the Gravitons; a "catalyst" for
organizing and re-organizing other particles of Gravitons and Electrons, in an
attempt to create some order from the chaos of these particles. Is eventually annihilated by being
overwhelmed by the imperfection of other particles.
Capron: the most persistent
Graviton, the "particle-glue", the one particle that makes it
possible for the various types of particles to form things like planets,
plants, pants, and people. Is annihilated by particles which have become
unhappy about how long have been glued together.
This new
grouping, and appropriate names, of the 12 elementary particles in nature was
first published in The Mountain
Astrologer magazine early in 2008.