The
Inhuman Zoo
You
dress like a turkey, and you work in a zoo
and
when the day's all done you're still not through
'Cause
when you get on home you can't unwind
and
when you sit on the john you're still in a bind
Well,
the carrot's all covered with moldy mildew
it
ain't even fit for a hobo stew
You
go to work at seven-thirty-six
an'
you better not leave 'til four-eighteen
And
forty-two minutes is all you've got
for
a little bit o' lunch in between
Yeah,
the carrot's all covered with moldy mildew
it
ain't even fit for a hobo stew
As
the days roll by, the money rolls in
they
got a few billion in the money bin
An'
you got a telephone you can't use at all
'cause
it costs a nickel for a local call
There's
a Task Force here, and a Task Force there
I
think they had one for the telephone scare
They
all get together and tell a lotta jokes
drink
a lotta coffee, light a lotta smokes
Every
year or so they re-org the whole place
put
new people in, give others the chase
The
management shuffle is somethin' to see
it's
a lot like the shuffle of Muhammed Ali
Itty
Bitty Machines, I'm Bein' Mis-used
Itty
Bitty Machines, I've Been Moved
Itty
Bitty Machines, It's a Big Morass
Itty
Bitty Machines, It's a Blubbery Mass
At
least once a year, you get appraised
an'
about as often, your salary's raised
You'll
get that promotion to a colored chair
if
you dress just right an' trim your hair
There
ain't no way you can ever get fired
it's
Mother and Child from the day you're hired
Jus'
keep movin' 'round with a pencil in your hands
they'll
think you're workin' hard on the Company plans
You
can make a choice to be a technical hick
or
smile jus' right an' join the management clique
You
lay it all out in your Career Path Plan
ya'
got your chance to be a Company-made man
Itty
Bitty Machines, I'm Bein' Mis-used
Itty
Bitty Machines, I've Been Moved
Itty
Bitty Machines, It's a Big Monolith
Itty
Bitty Machines, It's a Broken
Myth
'Cause
the carrot's all covered with moldy mildew
it
ain't even fit for a hobo's stew
So
I'm all done, I'm all through
I
can't go back to the inhuman zoo